Invisible Ink

What is it about tattoo parlors that they have the best signs?  I'm walking through the Mission and look up to see this most excellent neon sign, a big red arrow with the word TATTOO inside of it, which makes me immediately want to go inside and get inked up. 

And I don't even want a tattoo.

Of course I've thought of it.   Everyone's thought of it, right?  But I would never actually get one.  Don't get me wrong - you go ahead and get your full-on sleeves.  I'm just saying that I could never get one.  I'm simply too indecisive - what on earth what I possibly want tattooed on my body for the rest of my life?   I haven't a clue.   

I feel like I've spent the last twenty years wondering what I'd get, tattoo-wise, ever since I saw that first gloriously appealing sign.    I'd probably be on my death bed when it would hit me:  EXPIRATION DATE - with that day's date.  No - better yet, the next WEEK's date, so they could always say that I went before my time.

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[The GF]

That one made me laugh.