What's worse: getting your MP3 player run over by a car or being the one behind the wheel when said MP3 player is run over by a car?
This is why I never spend more than $30 on MP3 players. I just know that some day I will find myself in the absurd position of running over it with my car.
In other news (and speaking of my car*), I would like to go pheasant hunting.
*I hate pheasants.**
**They come out of the tules and fly into the middle of the road, precisely at windshield height.***
***I have destroyed two windshields trying not to hit pheasants who were intent on some murder-suicide scheme.
Also, I should note that pheasants are delicious and just this last holiday the GF, my folks and I all partook of a lovely pheasant and shrimp gumbo at Plumpjack at Squaw Valley. Man, doesn't gumbo sound good right about now?